how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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