you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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