Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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