Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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