I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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