You made me cry and you don't even care
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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