I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
