why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
this will be a night to untag.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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