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I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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