physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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