Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
