It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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