he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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