We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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