too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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