Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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