Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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