she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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