Your mouth is God's brothel.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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