Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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