HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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