Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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