You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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