I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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