just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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