what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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