Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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