mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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