Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
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whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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