awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
This toilet bowl is my home.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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