just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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