Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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