Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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