Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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