Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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