wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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