i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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