yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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