I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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