yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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