MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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