Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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