the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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