They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i believe in u and ur pee
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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