Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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