and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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