do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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