Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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