now i know why i became what i already was.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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