Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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