Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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