how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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