Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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