Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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